“…but dealing with alcohol poisoning could be [a matter of life or death].”
It’s not just could be, my son. It is. When will people understand this shit? Oh wait, this is America. Whoops, my bad.
“…but binge drinking is very unhealthy.”
Yep, I think we got our PhD candidate in personal nutrition right here.
Best thing I’ve ever seen…EVER
skill level: expert. you been rick roll’d.