ugh

this guy i work with just told me i have to grow out my hair before med school interviews so i don’t “look like a gay girl” and because i “want to look like an adult” lest they judge me

captainsarmband:

Brazil vs. Guillermo Ochoa

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

show the world we are one

madmadsmadly:

eziocauthon89:

If you say you didn’t read this in his accent, you’re a liar

"his accent" if you didnt read it in the exact same goddamn voice and tone and think of the way his head turned you’re a goddamn disgrace

madmadsmadly:

eziocauthon89:

If you say you didn’t read this in his accent, you’re a liar

"his accent" if you didnt read it in the exact same goddamn voice and tone and think of the way his head turned you’re a goddamn disgrace

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

explodingdragons:

michaelceraofpain:

ITS A GOLDEN RETRIEVER PUPPY WITH THE EEVEELUTIONS

IT’S A GOLDEN RETREEVEE.

Appropriate comeback post?

Appropriate comeback post?